My Mom shared this with me a little while ago and I’ve been meaning to share it here.

You may have seen this before. If not, I hope you enjoy it :)

Fifth Grade Assignment

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in 20 ways to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:

God is like
BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles

God is like
A FORD
He’s got a better idea

God is like
COKE
He’s the real thing

God is like
HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best

God is like
TIDE
He gets the stains out others leave behind

God is like
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life

God is like
WAL-MART
He has everything

God is like
ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you’ll like Him

God is like
SCOTCH TAPE
You can’t see Him, but you know He’s there

God is like
DELTA
He’s ready when you are

God is like
ALLSTATE
You’re in good hands with Him

God is like
VO-5 HAIR SPRAY
He holds through all kinds of weather

God is like
DIAL SOAP
Aren’t you glad you have Him? Don’t you wish everybody did?

God is like
THE U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination

God is like
CHEVROLET
The heartbeat of America

God is like
MAXWELL HOUSE
Good to the last drop

God is like
BOUNTY
He’s the quicker picker upper

God is like
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY
He keeps going, and going, and going

About these ads

11 responses »

  1. kevindmcclelland says:

    The Maxwell House one is my favorite.

  2. I always love what kids say! It’s adorable. They aren’t quite jaded yet, are they?

  3. ltpen315,barb says:

    Love this! I had never seen it..

  4. viveka says:

    Brilliant … even if I don’t agree, we have the same beliefs – I respect yours very much … I really like this and great job, Brain … very clever. Happy New Year to you … wish you and everybody around only the best for 2013

  5. terry1954 says:

    Reblogged this on terry1954 and commented:
    great poem!

  6. terry1954 says:

    I love it. going to reblog this!!!

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